http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/-t1.htm Got some jokes or funny stories you would like to share? Post 'em here. Sat, 25 Apr 2009 02:44:45 GMT 10 http://i86.servimg.com/u/f86/13/56/79/40/bangen14.gif http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/-t1.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/blade-t1809.htm kenji Isang araw, isang batang babae ang umakyat sa puno malapit sa simbahan ang nakita ng pare. Pari: Ay naku bata ka. Bumaba ka nga rine. (Bumaba naman ang bata) Bata: Bakit po Father? Pari: Heto ang 20 pesos. Bumili ka ng panty ha? Bata: Sige po father. Salamat po Pag-uwi ng bata, masaya niyang binalita sa kanyang nanay na binigyan sya ng pari ng pera Nanay: Bakit ka binigyan ng bente ni Father? Anong ginawa mo? Bata: Umakyat po ako ng puno. Kinabukasan, ... Joke Time Wed, 08 Apr 2009 08:11:49 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/blade-t1809.htm#58752 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/blade-t1809.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/little-johnny-at-sunday-school-t1944.htm watchamakalit Little Lucy was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Lucy, who created the universe?" When Lucy didn't stir, Little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty! " shouted Lucy and the teacher said, "Very good," and Lucy fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Lucy, ... Joke Time Sat, 25 Apr 2009 02:44:45 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/little-johnny-at-sunday-school-t1944.htm#61373 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/little-johnny-at-sunday-school-t1944.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/little-johnny-at-camp-t1943.htm watchamakalit One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?". His teacher replies "NO" Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me". "OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies. Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger". She again ... Joke Time Sat, 25 Apr 2009 02:40:42 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/little-johnny-at-camp-t1943.htm#61372 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/little-johnny-at-camp-t1943.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/crowded-ang-heaven-t1924.htm kenji May Magnanakaw, Guro at Abogado ang namatay. Napunta sila sa langit pero sabi ni St. Peter dahil sa masyadong puno na ang langit, may tanong na dapat sagutin. Kung mali, bagsak sila sa Impyerno. Tanong sa Titser: Ano ang pangalan ng malaking Barko na lumubog dahil sa nabangga ang Iceberg. Titser: Titanic Po. Lusot ang Titser, akyat siya sa langit. Tanong sa Magnanakaw: Ilang tao ang sakay ng Titanic? Magnanakaw: Naku medyo mahirap 'yon pero napanood ko ang Movie at 1500 ang ... Joke Time Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:41:16 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/crowded-ang-heaven-t1924.htm#61099 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/crowded-ang-heaven-t1924.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/ang-utal-na-bata-t1830.htm hanna fulgencio lola:apo sa bihin mo sa lolo mo pamasahe ako apo:yoyo sab ni yoya pamasahe daw lolo:sabhin mo sa lola mo na piga na ako apo:yoya sab ni yoyo ala na daw sya asim Joke Time Sun, 12 Apr 2009 09:12:27 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/ang-utal-na-bata-t1830.htm#59149 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/ang-utal-na-bata-t1830.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/na-rape-daw-t1816.htm kenji Judge: "ni rape ka ba ni tasyo?" Madre: "Opo.." Judge: "binukaka mo ba ang kweba mo?" Madre:"opo,kc tinutukan nya ang mabalahibo kung tilapia.." Judge: "naipasok ba nya sandata ni tasyo?" Madre: "opo,paulit-ulit po nya sinasaksak ang kweba ko.." Judge: "Malaki ba ang sandata ni tasyo?" Madre: "opo..malaki at matulis at mabilis at...Teka judge...nkakahalata na ako ah...bakit ang dami mong tanong?knina ... Joke Time Thu, 09 Apr 2009 07:48:41 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/na-rape-daw-t1816.htm#58845 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/na-rape-daw-t1816.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/pasahe-t1808.htm kenji Sa Isang Jeep Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe? Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya ... Joke Time Wed, 08 Apr 2009 08:06:05 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/pasahe-t1808.htm#58751 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/pasahe-t1808.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/sa-math-class-t1783.htm kenji Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang piraso na? Banong: 2 po ma'am! Teacher: At kung hinati ko pa pareho? Banong: 4 na piraso po! Teacher: Hinati ko ulit. Banong: 8 piraso po. Teacher: Hinati ko pa. Banong: 16 po mam. Teacher: Hinati ko pa? Banong: 32 piraso na po! Teacher: Kung hinati ko ulit? Banong: 64 po! (nakangiti) Teacher: At hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pang hinati? Banong: Ay susmaryosep ma'am! GINILING ... Joke Time Sun, 05 Apr 2009 08:51:31 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/sa-math-class-t1783.htm#58140 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/sa-math-class-t1783.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/inday-t1781.htm kenji

Inday: sbi po kc ng doktor tatanggalan daw po ako ng butlig . .

Amo: butlig lang , umiiyak ka na ?? . .

Inday: ok lng kung ryt lig o lep lig , bket butligs pa ?]]> Joke Time Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:36:33 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/inday-t1781.htm#58105 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/inday-t1781.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/colors-that-starts-with-letter-m-t1727.htm trialer Teacher: Class, bigyan nyo ko ng colors starting with letter 'M' (Einstein, taas agad ng kamay) Einstein: maroon ma'm! Teacher: good! any other? Einstein: magenta! Teacher: that's right, marami pa..what are the others? Einstein:hmm.ah! it's mauve! Teacher: correct... meron pang iba. Einstein: (thinking...) ...... got it! the last color is mahogany! Teacher: that's also correct, pero marami pang iba.. Einstein: (scatched his head) Teacher: ... Joke Time Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:05:21 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/colors-that-starts-with-letter-m-t1727.htm#56513 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/colors-that-starts-with-letter-m-t1727.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/don-t-mess-with-a-filipino-t1715.htm spy lily In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast "coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.. While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an unwanted conversation.. American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread? Filipino : Of course! American: ( Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. We, Americans only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, make these into croissants and sell these to the Philippines . American: ... Joke Time Sun, 29 Mar 2009 04:45:54 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/don-t-mess-with-a-filipino-t1715.htm#56234 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/don-t-mess-with-a-filipino-t1715.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/the-truth-behind-the-song-eternal-flame-and-who-really-sang-it-t1738.htm jamz BULAG:close ur eyes, PILAY:give me ur hand darling, BINGI:do u hir my heart beating? gwapo: do u undestand? MANHID: do u fil d same? DUKHA: am i only dreaming? BUMBERO: is dis burning? an eternal flame! PIPI: say my name, BALIW: sunshine through the rain, KAWAWA: my whole life, so lonely.. ILUSYONADA: then you've come & ease d pain MARTYR: i dnt wana lose dis feeling.. SALINGPUSA: ohhh... corny pero may point din..db? Joke Time Tue, 31 Mar 2009 01:55:21 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/the-truth-behind-the-song-eternal-flame-and-who-really-sang-it-t1738.htm#56841 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/the-truth-behind-the-song-eternal-flame-and-who-really-sang-it-t1738.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/common-filipino-mistakes-t1725.htm trialer 1. "Ale, pabiling Colgate, ung Close Up." - adik ka sa toothpaste?? 2. "Sarado mo pinto~! Lalabas ang aircon~!" - sosyal, may paa?? 3. "Yaya, salubungin mo ang school bus ni Junior." - Tama yan! Pasagasaan mo! 4. "Anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan ha?" - Patayin din si Juniour! 5. "Tinuka ako ng ahas!!" - Manok ba ito? May tuka?? 6. "May tonsil ako.." - Kami rin. 7. "May candy ako, ayaw mo?" - ... Joke Time Mon, 30 Mar 2009 05:52:46 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/common-filipino-mistakes-t1725.htm#56507 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/common-filipino-mistakes-t1725.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/laugh-with-me--t1642.htm gea ************ ***** Pedro & Juan.. Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin, kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain! Juan: Maniwala ako?! Pedro: Totoo! Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo? Pedro: Asin! ************ ***** Tatay to anak.. TATAY: Bagsak ka na nman! Ba't di mo gayahin si Pedro? Palaging may honor. ANAK: Unfair naman kung ikumpara nyo ako kay Pedro. TATAY: Bakit naman? ANAK: Matalino tatay nun ************ ***** Tatay: ... Joke Time Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:31:25 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/laugh-with-me--t1642.htm#55179 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/laugh-with-me--t1642.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/english-tagalog-accounting-translation-t1724.htm trialer This is one of the reasons why the proposal of the Department of Education, Culture and Sports to the Office of the President of the Philippines during the Marcos Administration to use Filipino Language as the MEDIUM OF INSTRUCTION for all levels was not accepted. The Office of the President decided to turn-down the proposal because many of the ACCOUNTING words in English are not so pleasant to hear in Tagalog. Below are classical examples of English-Tagalog Accounting ... Joke Time Mon, 30 Mar 2009 05:44:31 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/english-tagalog-accounting-translation-t1724.htm#56501 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/english-tagalog-accounting-translation-t1724.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/bobong-teacher-to-t1353.htm billy_d_kidd Bobong teacher 'to. Sa school... Ma'am: Okey klas, ang lesson natin ay--- Jesa: Ahm, mam andito na nga pala si Juan, nakabalik na sha. Juan: Oy! Mam ano po assignments??? Ma'am: Hmm, sa katunayan, wala pa akong binibigay, puro seatworks eh, Juan, may pinapabayaran nga pala akong P75 sa klase, for unlimited stock of bolpens in klas.. you may pay tomorrow. Juan: Ahm, aktwali, may nakapagsabi na sakin niyan kaya may dala po akong pambayad today. (wink wink pa). Nasa briefcase ko po, ... Joke Time Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:59:05 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/bobong-teacher-to-t1353.htm#46695 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/bobong-teacher-to-t1353.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/pinoy-signs-onli-en-da-pilipins-t1628.htm billy_d_kidd Joke Time Tue, 24 Mar 2009 08:29:23 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/pinoy-signs-onli-en-da-pilipins-t1628.htm#55049 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/pinoy-signs-onli-en-da-pilipins-t1628.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/2-byudas-t1477.htm kenji byuda 1: kinana p tyo nghuhukay ng kamoteng kahoy ha.. pro la pa me nahuhukay
byuda 2: cge lng mghukay k lng dyan my mkkta k rin
byuda 1: yahooooooooooo my nahukay n ako
byuda 2: ptingin? wow ang laki nman nyan
byuda 1: lam mo pag gnto ang nahuhukay ko naalala ko mister ko
byuda 2: tlag!??? bkit gnito b kalaki?
byuda 1: indi, gnito karumi ^_^]]> Joke Time Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:08:23 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/2-byudas-t1477.htm#50989 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/2-byudas-t1477.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/bakit-may-singkit-how-good-are-your-eyes-t1352.htm chinito

If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling

the corner of your eyes as It works

ENJOY!]]> Joke Time Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:48:30 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/bakit-may-singkit-how-good-are-your-eyes-t1352.htm#46693 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/bakit-may-singkit-how-good-are-your-eyes-t1352.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/onggoy-t1351.htm chinito
tatay: gagong kptbahy ito ah!..

pinuntahan ung kptbahay.

tatay: hoy ano ung snbi mo sa anak ko na mukha akong onggoy?

kptbahy: sinungaling ung anak mo! di ko sinabi na mukha kang onggoy! sbi ko ung ONGGOY ANG KAMUKHA MO!.....

tatay: gnun ba.. anak masama ang sinungaling!....]]> Joke Time Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:46:20 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/onggoy-t1351.htm#46691 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/onggoy-t1351.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/ganito-ka-rin-ba-mag-english-t1349.htm chinito ]]> Joke Time Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:42:46 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/ganito-ka-rin-ba-mag-english-t1349.htm#46687 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/ganito-ka-rin-ba-mag-english-t1349.htm http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/golfer-t1350.htm chinito May tatlong golfer, Doctor, Pari at Abogado ang maagang naglalaro. Sa unahan, may naglalaro rin pero mabagal. Sa inip nila, tinawag ang Greens Keeper para agreklamo. Doc: " Ano ba ang problema at ang babagal ng mga nauna sa amin." Greens Keeper: "Boss, sorry po dahil 'yung nasa unahan ay mga bulag na Bombero. Nabulag sila dahil sa maagap na pagpatay ng sunog doon sa Paaralan ng mga bata. Dahil sa magiting na ginawa ng mga bombero, palagi po namin pinapaglaro ng ... Joke Time Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:44:45 GMT http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/golfer-t1350.htm#46690 http://bangenge.omgforum.net/joke-time-f65/golfer-t1350.htm